Rubber DucksFebruary 24
Jeg skrev et brokke-indlæg i går, bl.a. om nogle sko jeg gerne ville have, men som jeg ikke fik. I dag var manden og jeg så inde i byen igen, og til sidst fandt vi dem :) Hvor er det fantastisk dejligt. Det skulle være såkaldte “snowjoggers”, hvilket jeg tolker som om at de kan holde mine fødder varme i hvert fald. Så nu behøver jeg ikke fryse mine fødder når jeg er udenfor nede i vuggestuen. Og jeg kan boltre mig meget bedre i sne osv. Det er super dejligt, selvom det var lidt flere penge, end jeg lige havde tænkt, jeg skulle smide efter vinterstøvler her sidst på sæsonen. Men de kan vel bruges mere end et år :)
Hvis nogen selv er interesserede, findes de i mange forskellige farver, og forhandles ifølge mine observationer i hvert fald i Quintess, Dope og Skoringen, men sikkert også andre steder. Men de fleste har jo nok købt vinterfodtøj for længe siden..
ClagsCetdooge skrev:
23/10-2008 - 17:28
There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”